Articles Tagged "Love"

Although almost every woman will publicly disagree with this, I still have a theory that women secretly want to date a player. No, they don’t want him to continue to remain a player, but they like the idea of domesticating him and being the reason that “that’s all in the past.” It’s a...

I remember years ago in college, my girlfriend at the time got me a present for my birthday. Because compromise in our relationship meant I “got” to watch Sex and the City with her and her roommate if she cooked me dinner, I realized she had absolutely no idea what any of my actual...

Yeah, you read that title right. I’m telling you what to wear if you really want to capture a guy’s attention. I know you think you know what to wear, but you don’t. Those women’s magazines that give you advice on “Ways To Dress That’ll Impress Him!” lied to you. Consider the source:...

It probably isn’t any surprise women reject me a great deal. I hope you were sitting down for that. As the byline below suggests, I’ll most likely die alone, but it certainly won’t be for lack of trying. I’m sure all my ex-wives will agree with that someday.

My female friends are...

Q: Dear Drew,

I am so tired of guys just texting me all the time. What happened to picking up the phone and calling a girl when you want to take her out. I keep getting texts that say, "Hey what's up?" and I get the feeling that he could just be copying and pasting that same thing to...

“Let's face it: a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.” -Jerry Seinfeld

I hate the term "dating." For me, it conjures up these antiquated...

One morning a couple weeks ago I went into my drawer to throw on whatever t-shirt I could find so I could take the dog out. As I was ruffling through my clothes, I realized that even though I’d just done laundry, my t-shirt collection was seriously lacking. I went to specifically look...

Women don’t understand how easy they have it. In relationships, I mean. The rest of life dealt them a terrible hand with pregnancy, periods, and not being able to be president. Relax, I’m kidding. Pregnancy is beautiful. But as far as relationships are concerned, it’s a piece of cake...

Q: Dear Drew,

I have been dating a guy for about a month, and it seems to be going well. We see each other a couple of times a week, and this weekend he introduced me to all of his friends and we spent most of the weekend together. At this stage, I will call it the 10 date mark. How...

So I have a profile on OKCupid. It’s 2013, and I’m neither proud nor embarrassed to admit it. My only regret is strongly campaigning against it as much as I have in the past. My entire argument was that online dating is for people who lack the genetics and social skills to find people...